Here is a little survey
I filled out once about myself. See if it gives you an idea of how
crazy my life is.
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Name: William Loyd Van Horn
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Lives: The mountains of North Carolina, USA
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Zodiac sign: Cancer
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Age: 19
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Current Employment: Smoky Mountain Sentinel and Cherokee
Sentinel newspapers as Sports Editor/Writer/Photographer/Columnist
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Romantic Status: Single but pursuing
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Goals: To be a sports editor for a newspaper or a sports information
director at a college, or to teach sports journalism at a college
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What's coming up?: Transfer to Western Carolina University
and pursue a B.S. in Communications.
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Physical Features: Blond highlighted (my natural color
anyway) dirty blond/brown hair. Bluish/Grayish eyes. 5'8 1/2",
165 lbs, goatee, mustache.
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Clothing style: Preppy sorta. Anything from Old Navy
or Abercrombie & Fitch does quite nicely.
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Favorite Cologne(s): Tommy Hilfiger, Abercrombie Woods,
Abercrombie & Fitch (the original scent I guess it is called), CK One,
Nautica.
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What does your name mean?: William=Protector
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High School Graduation Date: May 25, 1997
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Favorite Relatives: Grandma and Grandpa Van Horn (Gloria and
WL), Aunt Helen, Mom and Dad (well duh), My cousins Brandy and Jaimie,
my Aunt Debi, Uncle Jack (the cowboy), Aunt Mary, and a bunch of others
I have met once or twice when going back to San Antonio.
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Favorite Summer Memories: cookouts here at the house looking
for folks on the hill (gee, where was that one aimed at?), camping. Looking
forward to more of all that this summer.
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Favorite TV Shows: friends (because Jennifer Aniston is going
to have my love child one day), frasier (because that dog cracks me up)
Just Shoot Me (because David Spade is damn hilarious, plus that gal on
there is named Nina Van Horn), and anything that shows half naked women
running around (Miss America pageant, swimsuit photo shoots, etc..)
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What is on your mouse pad: The cover of the Beatles' Sgt Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band album
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Favorite Game: Padiddle (because me and a friend invented
it), Paper/Rock/Scissors (because I never lose), Blackjack (strip that
is), and beer whore and the asshole. Oh yeah, and the drinking game
version of padiddle that me and that same friend invented.
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Favorite Drink: Sweet Tea
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Favorite Food: Anything Moe Buckner cooks at Hayesville
Family Restaurant, anything my momma cooks.
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Favorite Colors: Blue, and green, and yellow, and orange,
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Favorite Cigarettes: I hate cigs.
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Favorite Sound: A woman's laugh. Those cute little noises Katie
Postell makes, the sound of a crowd cheering one of our songs, the sound
of 100 drunk rednecks singing along while I sing, "You Don't Have To Call
Me Darlin" with our band. .
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Favorite Smell: The interior of my car, A woman's hair (I love
to play with hair, in fact, a woman's hair (along with her legs) is like
one of the sexiest things about a woman.
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Favorite Hair Color: Speaking of hair.....brown and blond (there
is just something about a blond headed girl that gets my temperature boiling).
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Worst Feeling: Being lied to (when it actually effects your feelings),
playing your heart out on stage and not being satisfied with the performance
(or someone telling you that you sucked)
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Best Feeling: Being loved, putting on an outstanding concert
and everyone just having a blast (well, even if just one person got something
out of it, that is all that matters), holding someone while playing with
their hair, cuddling and looking deep into their eyes. getting a
massage, being with the people that mean the most to you. Making
a woman laugh.
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Favorite thing to do on the weekends: Spend time with friends,
play a concert, cruise Murphy (usually the whole night I say "Tonight,
I am not leaving here till I get me a woman" and always end up leaving
womanless. But that is OK, I don't want any Murphy ho's anyway.
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Favorite soundtrack: Bullworth and High School High, Friday,
Dazed and Confused, Bobby Digital, etc...
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Where do you see yourself in ten years: famous, nothing is holding
me back. It will either be as a sports journalist/photographer or
as a kick ass band but by God I will be a famous man someday.
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First thought in the morning: Saturday and Sunday mornings:
Why the hell did I drink that much last night. (just kidding) Sometimes,
usually Brent comes over and wakes me up around 11:00 in the morning with
a damn flying elbow drop or something.) Monday-Friday mornings:
I don't really have to go to school today do I?
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Do you get motion sickness: Only once, and it wasn't my fault.
DAMNIT. !!
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How many rings before answering the phone : as soon as i find
it
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Favorite sons names: William Lucas (Luke, whatever), (but I'd
call him Will)
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Favorite daughters names: Hmmmm, haven't thought about it
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Are you a good friend: I totally suck, how I keep a friend at
all is beyond me.
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Vanilla cake or Chocolate: Chocolate with cream cheese icing.
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What do you drive: 90' Ford Mustang, red
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Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: wouldn't that be a bit psycho?
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Thunderstorms,scary or cool: Cool. One of my favorite things
to do is sleep during a thunderstorm. I also like it right before
a storm hits, sit outside on my porch swing, let the wind blow through
my hair, smell the rain, hear the thunder, watch the lightning. I
love thunderstorms.
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If you could meet one person: Lewis Grizzard
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What do you wear to bed: A smile. Nah, just a pair of boxers.
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Do you eat the stems of the broccoli:Broccolli? Disgusting.
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If you could have one job, what would it be: Sports Journalist
or kick ass rock and roll band guitar player (oh, wait, I am already doing
both of those!!)
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If you dyed your hair, what color would it be: blond (my
natural color anyway)
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If you had a tattoo, where would it be: around my arm, something
tribal. But who knows.
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Favorite type of gum: whatever I can bum, but if I buy it is
usually juicy fruit, or extra, or trident, or big red, or watermelon bubble
yum.
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Favorite quote: "Nothing you can do that can't be done"
--John Lennon
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Have you ever been in love: yes i have (once) and even though
I never really stopped, hopefully someday i
will be again.
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What is on the walls of your dorm room: we'll see
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Is the glass half full or half empty: half full (but if it is
alcohol, for some reason I always say it is half empty.)
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Most Valued Possession: well, I was gonna say the same thing
Katie said, but I don't really own my family and friends like a possession.
So my guitars I guess would be my MVP.
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Song that best describes you: Moe's song "Till the End of Time"
and "I Need You" by Skynyrd (especially that line that goes "And it feels
so good inside babe, just to call you on the telephone" everytime I sing
it on stage I think of you Alison.)
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Favorite Flavor of Snapple: don't drink that stuff.
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Which one, Coke or Pepsi: whatever I can get, usually Barq's
rootbeer though.
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Which kind of mile do you prefer: the kind I don't have to run
anymore (thank God), I don't know, that is one I'll have to think about
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Are you a left or righty or ambidextrious: Righty (I do everything
right handed except play drums, which I do left handed for some unknown
reason, and I used to play guitar left handed too, till I learned that
right handed was tons easier), otherwise my left hand is totally useless.
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Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: as long as it
gets typed who cares.
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When you meet the person of the opposite sex, what do you notice:
Usually in this order: Smile, Hair, Legs, Eyes, Lips.
From then on, I notice her laughter. If a woman has a sexy smile
and laugh, it makes me want to make her laugh even more, and hearing a
woman's laugh is one of the world's greatest things. If she has a belly
button ring I ask for marriage (just kidding, but belly button rings are
incredibly sexy)
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If you could be a garden tool,what would it be: A tree pruner/trimmer.
Get rid of all the useless stuff that is just getting in the way and help
to fully bring out the life of everything. (what did you think I
was gonna say? A ho?)
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If you could do anything to someone you hate: Totally ignore
them, and if they keep up their crap, kick their ass.
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What kind of shoe would you be: probably a pair of sandals because
people usually wear them during warm weather and maybe I could see up some
girls' skirt!! (just kidding, I have no clue what kind of shoe I
would be.)
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What is under your bed at home: whatever book I am reading at
the time (which is right now Lewis Grizzard's "Elvis is dead and I don't
feel so good myself", my phone, a couple of Rolling Stones' magazines,
the boogie man.
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What is the best number in the world: 69 (for obvious reasons)
and 14 because it is my birthdate and has always brought me luck.
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What is your dream car: Dodge Dakota sport package/extended cab/
red w/ black trim/ V8 / 4 wheel drive / the works.
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Who is your biggest crush right now: I don't have one,
although, Britney Spears is kinda hot.
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